Sure hope everyone is has plans for a great Fourth of July celebration today! We are going to Old Poway Park of course.. Jerry has his volunteer train duty during their largest celebration of the year.. and loves it! This year they also are having Civil War reenactments of Gettysburg battle.... I'm eager to see that... never been to one before! Maybe I'll see you there???
Wherever you are.. have a great celebration.. in the mean time here's a few funnies I thought you might enjoy...
What would you get if you crossed the first signer of the Declaration of Independence with a rooster?
John Hancock-a-doodle-doo!
What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?
The Boston Flea Party!
What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British!
What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
Yankee Poodle!
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
What's red, white, blue, and gross?
Uncle Spam!
What's red, white, black and blue?
Uncle Sam falling down the steps!
Which colonists told the most jokes?
Punsylvanians!
"How was the food at the Fourth of July picnic?
"The hot dogs were bad and the brats were wurst!"
What has four legs, a shiny nose, and fought for England?
Rudolph the Redcoat Reindeer!
How is a healthy person like the United States?
They both have good constitutions!
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